if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
If my parents saw my tumblr they’d think I was a lesbian stoner
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
and when Dean finds out he’s always like “Lucifer? Like the devil?” and Cas is always “my parents really like angels”
i like the plot-twists where Lucifer is actually the nicest brother out of the whole lot.
friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town
as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I won’t let the big scary monster step on you, and names it Baker
The kid in me says eat the whole thing! The adult in me says nobody can tell me no!
Send me the names of two different characters and I will draw the first character wearing the second character’s clothes.